Crabettes hors d’oeuvres

One night, much to the dismay of the guy, who likes huge slabs of meat next to piles of starch… I was really in the mood for hors d’oeuvres. Call them what you will: appetizers, starters, or-dervs… I think they’re excellent. Little bites of yum, no matter what kind they are.

So I dug around the kitchen for a while until I came up with an idea. All of the ingredients are things we always try to have on hand (we stock up when they’re on sale):

  • 1 package of imitation crab meat (krab)
  • 1 package of bacon
  • Ritz crackers
  • cream cheese

Separate the chunks of imitation crab meat. If there are really big pieces, you may want to cut them in half.

Then, slice your bacon into thirds (so each piece is 1/3 of the length of a whole piece).

Tightly wrap each chunk of krab with a piece of bacon, and secure with a toothpick. The bacon is sort of stretchy, so it works out well.

Put your rolls onto a cooling rack IN a cookie sheet (so there’s space between the rack and the sheet for the grease to drip down). Place them in a cold oven, and set the temperature to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.

Cook for half an hour, flip them if necessary, and cook for about another half an hour or until they’re as crispy as you like. The imitation crab meat is already cooked through when you buy it, so you’re just cooking the bacon.

While this is happening, grab some Ritz crackers and spread them with some cream cheese. Just a little will do; enough to “stick” the crab/bacon rolls and taste good.

When the crab rolls are finished cooking, set them on some paper towels to get any excess grease out. Then set them on top of the crackers and cheese.

Voila! Hors d’oeuvres, starters, appetizers… Crabettes!

PS if you save any bacon-wrapped crab pieces without putting them on crackers, they reheat very nicely in a toaster oven (on a baking sheet of course) on the broil setting.

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  3. Joyful Abode says:

    Monica, yours sounds fantastic! I love water chestnuts, and I’m sure that’s a delicious addition. Mmm…

  4. MrsDocChuck says:

    My husband adores artificial crabmeat!!

    There was a time when my husband ate virtually nothing but bacon and krab (he went on an ill-advised protein-only diet. His breath is yet to recover.)

    The 4 way combination of bacon/krab/Ritz and cream cheese sounds like a knockout!!

    My husband will have to forgo the Ritz, however.

    For years, he stubbornly insisted on performing his own dental work… with predictably disasterous results. Sadly, his few remaining teeth can’t tolerate anything but soft and pureed food.

    But he’ll love to gum down the bacon/krab/kreamcheese, you can count on that!!

    Elizabeth T, RN

  5. Monica says:

    Wow!
    I make a similar antipasto with canned real crabmeat wrapped in bacon and then broiled to crisp perfection..but I like to put a half a water chesnut inside for an extra crispy bite that keeps people guessing what was “in there”…I will definately try the Ritz version!!!

  6. What a great idea! Anything is good on a Ritz cracker!

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Hi! I'm Emily. I'm a Navy wife and stay at home mom of two beautiful children. I cook simple, delicious, grain-free recipes, do crafts, decorate my home on a budget, and keep a happy household. I tandem breastfeed, babywear, cloth diaper, practice elimination communication, homebirth, and co-sleep, but I'm not a hippie.

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