Couch to 5K (aka Running 101 for lazies)
I have NEVER been athletic… ever.
And honestly, probably never will be. But I’ve tried to run a few times, and basically died each time. Treadmill or elliptical? Fine! I can go on those with no problem… A half-hour workout on the elliptical at the gym will exhaust me, but it doesn’t seem like it does much. I mean, I’m not sore the next day. I still can’t run a block on real pavement. So it’s like the elliptical is just fake running.
Well, I’m sore now. I’ve been sore for two days.
While I was in SC for the holidays, I visited a running store with 2 great friends and my husband. They put me on a treadmill and videotaped my legs/feet/ankles while I jogged. Then they showed me the video in slow-motion and explained that I was a SEVERE pronator. They put me in a support shoe, and made me run again. Still pronating like crazy. Evidently I’m in the 2% of people who need extreme support… and insoles for arch support… and a heel lift in my left shoe (scoliosis/leg length thing). I ended up with those shoes up there.
On Thursday, I completed Week 1 Day 1 of the Couch to 5K program. Week one goes like this: “Brisk five-minute warmup walk. Then alternate 60 seconds of jogging and 90 seconds of walking for a total of 20 minutes.” Doesn’t sound so bad, does it? Only 8 total minutes of jogging. Well let me tell you, jogging uses totally different muscles than the elliptical and I am SORE. Plus, having my foot positioning corrected puts pressure on the outer edges of my feet, so that hurts too… but probably less than my knees would hurt without the correction.
Today I did Week 1 Day 2, and I’ll continue on Tuesday. I’m using Ullrey’s podcast… it’s trancey sort of music and he tells you when to run and when to walk. I thought it would be annoying, but it’s not.
Have any of you done this particular program before? Anyone a runner who remembers the DYING phase of starting to run? Any tips or advice?
Is anyone out there as unathletic as I am, and willing to jump on and join in?









